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20 Ways Not to Get Invited Back to a Circle

Post by Shadow_Kitten on Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:53 am

20 Ways Not to Get Invited Back to a Circle

1. Take the ritual sword from the alter and make sounds like Darth Vader..."Luke, I am your father!"...and start making light saber
noises.

2. Start skat-singing when chanting.

3. Take the ritual athame from the alter and start cleaning your nails with it.

4. When taking a sip of the ritual wine, act like a wine snob and comment on it.

5. When doing the spiral dance, make a conga line.

6. Call down the Goddess with "Get your ass down here, Big Momma!".

7. Call down the God with "Our father,who art in heaven..."

8. When chanting the names of the Goddess, randomly include Pokemon names.

9. When being smudged, complain about second-hand smoke.

10. In a drumming circle, laugh insanely and start drumming the beat to "Wipe Out".

11. When in a skyclad circle, randomly point and laugh.

12. When the ritual wine goblet is passed to you, chug it and ask for more.

13. Invoke Satan.

14. Take out a bible and start evangelizing.

15. Light up a cigar.

16. Bring a cute furry creature and offer it as a blood sacrifice.

17. Talk a lot about casting spells for revenge against people who have offended you.

18. At a handfasting say "Thank God! Maybe now i'll get some grandchildren!"

19. When in circle, answer your cell phone.

20. Respond to "So Mote it Be!" with "Amen!"

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Lol!!! I love this . . .
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Post by Twisted Pixie on Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:25 am

bahahahaha my favourites:

Call down the God with "Our father,who art in heaven..."

When in a skyclad circle, randomly point and laugh.
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Post by little_willow_tree on Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:20 pm

HAHA! Pokemon! Classic.

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Post by Shadow_Kitten on Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:11 am

little_willow_tree wrote:HAHA! Pokemon! Classic.

Yeah, I LOVE that one! I can totally see myself doing that, lol. Razz
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Post by Shadow on Sat Jul 12, 2008 8:48 am

muhahaha pokemon Razz
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